I said, "Yes. I'm searching for a cheese grater than myself." It just slipped out.
The employee nodded his head and said, "For that you need to go to Wisconsin."
(If you do not understand the anecdote above, you need to go to more meetings).
"Isolation" by Aidansane I have communed with the birds and squirrels, taken even more pictures of my dog, made home repairs...