Under the heading of "Identify, don't compare," I was sent the following by a fellow in Virginia.
A man walked out to the street and immediately catches a taxi in New York City . The cabbie says, "That's perfect timing, sir, you're just like Brian."
Passenger: "Brian who?"
Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. I first heard about him in the program. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan all the time. A great man."
Passenger: "Program? Are you a friend of Bill W.'s?"
Cabbie: "Yes sir, I am. You?"
Passenger: "Yes. Clean and sober the past three years. About this person, Brian, everything couldn't have been perfect for him. There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not over Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete who could have won the Grand Slam at tennis or played golf with the pros. He sang like a bird, danced like a star and played the piano . He worked one hell of a program, an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "Oh, there's more. He had a memory like a computer, remembered everybody's birthday and worked Twelve Step calls like a saint. He could fix anything from a toaster to a car. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan did everything right."
Passenger: "Wow... Some guy that Brian."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way in traffic, avoided every traffic jam, and never had to search for a parking place. Brian never made a mistake, picked up after himself, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished, too. He was the perfect man! No one, and I mean no one, could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. Was he your sponsor?"
Cabbie: "No. See, I never actually met Brian. He died."
Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"
Cabbie: I'm married to his goddamned widow."
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