Tuesday, September 14, 2004

What is your head full of?

September 14

"Balance is better if the head is full." —Motto of the Moscow Circus School


Thingy:

Ralph turned his little girl, Shirl, onto pot, saying to her that it would expand her mind. One day, after coming home from school, she said to her father, "Daddy, today the other kids counted to seven, but I counted all the way to nineteen. Is that because I smoke pot?”

“Yes, baby," answered Ralph. "Pot expands your mind.”

Sometime later Shirl came home from school and asked her father, "Today the kids said the alphabet up to ‘D’ and I recited it all the way to ‘K’. Is that because I smoke pot?”

“Yes, baby," answered Ralph. "Pot expands your mind.”

Sometime later Shirl came back from school and visited her father in County Jail. She said to Ralph, "Daddy, today at gym class I noticed my breasts were much, much bigger than the other girls. Is that because I smoke pot?”

“Well, no, Shirl," said Ralph. "That’s because you're twenty-six years old.”


Thinking about getting clean?

"There is nothing to learn in a mule's second kick." —Anon.

The whole point of the scientific method is that, after a sufficient number of experiments which produce the same results, we arrive at a thing called proof, and no more similar experiments are necessary. Finished experimenting?

Addiction: Where all the problems you’ve got are caused by the only solution you have.

Call Narcotics Anonymous or Alcoholics Anonymous, find out where the nearest meetings are, and go. You never have to pick up again

Barry B. Longyear



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