Friday, December 16, 2016

A MOMENT OF CLARITY

     There was an old sow with three little pigs, and as she had not enough to keep them, she sent them out to seek their fortune. The first that went out met a man with a bundle of straw, and said to him, "Please, man, give me that straw to build me a house," which the man did, and the little pig built a house with it.
     Presently along came a wolf. He knocked on the door and said, "Little pig, little pig, let me come in."
     To which the pig answered, "No, not by the hair of my chiny chin chin."
     The wolf then answered to that, "Whoa! Holy shit! a talking pig! I really gotta stop smoking that stuff!"

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